Doctor Octopus: End of the line, birthday boy. (Rainbow Dash burps. (Bart Simpson is skating on his skateboard.). (The ship shoots a harpoon at the balloon and punctures it), Everyone: (screaming while piling up each other below deck), (the harpoon hooks the balloon. I think you and me could have a little lullaby moment right now! There's some special guests! There'll be total devastation, pure annihilation or absolute surrender. Cartman: (Whispers to Kyle) I guess we all know math really well. (Forms rainbow with his hands). We are not enough! Who's with me? The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, All Good Characters and TTG Teen Titans: (Overlapping) No! Hey daddy, I smack these ladies! I like crackers and snacks! Be our guest! The three episodes were later reissued together, along with previously … (Black Order release Brian, Stewie, Jr., Rallo, Meg, Cream, Cheese, and Lisa and captures Butters to the portal with Thanos and the Sinister Six), (She chases after them with Butters, but it was too late, the portal disappears with Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet. We do, we do! Until old age takes you back to the weeds. (Mr. Is that really necessary? Lisa Simpson: And one of them looked like Squidward in Black Order! Credits! Douche: So where was I? I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot! All Evil Characters: Will you shut up?!!! Don't worry. Songbird Serenade: What's that? King Pig and Bill Cipher: Soon the whole world will know the genius of my plan. Don't worry. Butters: We can also search for my parents too. That's not funny! Meanwhile, Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls. They call me mean, boys! But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eyesocket! I love cameos! That wasn't even a crime and you didn't save anything. (Hades' flames burst and everyone dodged his flames except for Pain and Panic. (Yodels "William Tell Overture", "Yankee Doodle" and "Beethoven's Ode to Joy") Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odel! Credits! Pinkie Pie: I've got necklaces for everyfish So what else do ya got? TTG Titans: Teen Titans flow! "Imaginationland Episode II" is the eleventh episode in the eleventh season of Comedy Central's animated television series South Park. Cartman tracks down Kyle and Stan at the Pentagon and demands Kyle makes good on their agreement. They'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what the Council of 63 do. I'll help you make some friends at my party. I don't have arms or legs. Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights? Look at your faces! Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "The sooner you grow up to be a trader/handyman, the better". Banzai: Hey. The kids transform into The Coon & Friends and Freedom Pals. This is a lullaby! All Evil Characters: (Groaning) (Several cries of "My ears! (Wendy takes Stan's hand and they dance with the rest of the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all the good characters. Get this straight! Well hello. Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Stewie Griffin: Dear, God! Everyone: Who controls the British crown? I'm super excited. (in a low, demonic tone) YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP! TTG Robin: There's going to be a huge battle between the good and evil characters at Imaginationland! The Kids and All Good Characters: Me, Me, Me, Me! Slaaaaade. How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike? Oh yeah! SpongeBob: And Plankton and his computer wife Karen! Pinkie Pie chases it. Showing all 1 items Jump to: Summaries (1) Summaries. And now, we invite you to relax, Let us pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents - Your birthday! (Echoes the word up again), (Everyone stops arguing while they hear the echo.). Prepare to fire the cannons! (Pennywise/IT appears as everyone screams). ), Luan Loud: Is it me or did Pennywise use his imagination! How the hell is this heist music?! Now it's your turn to be the hero. More than 900000 CDs, DVDs, Vinyls, Games, Technics, Equipment and Toys since 1991 at your service. Look, I want some Goddamn answers! They're gonna hear us! Foreman Pig: Wake up, King Pig. (And then the song Everything is Awesome begins.). (Tom Tucker is reporting from the auditorium.). Clean it up! And now, we invite you to relax. Mayor: (Laughs) No she's not. Stan, Kyle Cartman, Kenny and Butters: Everything is great, everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life's a piece of cake, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life is full of glee, The Kids: Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me, Waiters: With someone to wash and someone to dry, The Kids and the Mechanics: With someone beside you to share the load, Asian Couple: With someone to stir and someone to fry, Stan and Token: With someone there to lend a hand, Wendy and Bebe: With someone to while away the hours. And now for the finishing touch! Butters: We will find a way to stop you any way we can! Scar: Oh. Heroes! Barney goes on a journey with the pair to Imagination Land, which is a place where anything is possible. How does it work? (Groans) Heavens to Bootsy! Batley: (Still singing off key) Greasy, Glooby bugs are what I eat, they also make me crash and fall doooooown. Wendy: Back in South Park, you would see me then you threw up at me. Thanks, Mr. Mayor! (The Kids and All Good Characters went to the Castle Sunshine library and found a map. Butters: But what if I'm not?! Please, be our guest! Bertram, TTG Slade, Ultron, Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Dr. Eggman jump and land on the balloon. That sure was a piece of cake. Butters: Well, maybe I would've been better off without FRIENDS LIKE YOU!!! (The good characters continue to decorate.). Go, Teen Titans, go! You have to follow wherever we go to save the Council of 63! (Gasps) Unless... You didn't really want us to show you the best time ever! Well as my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Again is never the answer". Hey! No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Darth Vader: Kylo Ren and I are going to use our lightsabers to let us win the big battle. Not be able to sit for a week! ), Voiceover: I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can beat them, just for one day We can be Heroes, just for one day And you, you can be mean And I, I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact Yes we're lovers, and that is that Though nothing will keep us together We could steal time, just for one day We can be Heroes, for ever and ever What d'you say? It is the second episode in a three-part story arc that won the 2008 Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program for One Hour or More. All Evil Characters: (Annoyed) Hey, Grum! Sideshow Bob: Come on, King Pig! (Meanwhile back at Evilland Castle, Butters is surrounded by the evil characters). I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier. Butters: Where the hell am I? The Lollipop King: Welcome back, Butters! The Kids and All Good Characters: (overlapping) Slaaaade. Depraved and nasty, too And they ain't seen, boys The cruelest thing I do! Cartman: Look guys, I can see all of you! Butters: I've invited all of my friends to my house to celebrate. Stan: Mom! Brothers: …A sound them people truly take to heart! Terrorists have attacked our imagination, and now our imaginations are running wild! We made the cake, Blew up the balloons, And we have streamers too. (As Squidward is about to play his clarinet, Lisa Simpson plays her saxophone perfectly, much to everyone's relief. I like that. (The Transformers Autobots, Dinobots, the Prehistoric animals, and Godzilla monsters appear.). Jessie: Come on everyone! A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus. (laughs). (The Good Characters kick his butt and face. And then the song Will the Sun Ever Shine Again? An anal probe comes out of his butt), All Good Characters: (All Groan in Disgust), (Bender pukes oil, bolts, and nuts with Lana Loud being covered up). Can your friends go, poof? I don't have hands! King Candy/Turbo: I have became the world's most powerful virus! Flying would be funner than most anything could be I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. That one doesn't even have an H in it. Ooh! (TTG Cyborg plays the song Go! Is that a spot Clean it up! No, I'm serious! TTG Titans and the Kids: W-W-W-W-What, what? (Laughs) It's a miracle! Give five "hurrahs!" Imagination War is today at 10:00 AM! TTG Robin: The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you and you and you and... well, all of you! Mayor: Looks like we're gonna use something to blast into the castle. According to all the tests and the data, the doorway should work, but... it never has. I stick my pee pee in some cheerios! Splendid to the rescue! People are trying to get out of here. And He was eating a lollipop. Stan Marsh, "My place, twenty minutes." Let your evil shine! I've got my Turny Turny twisty twisty all the way down thing to get you out! (Echoes the word up) Burger! Cartman: You guys! The Casandres: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along, Statler and Waldorf (spoken): We're happier if you don't sing ah ha ha ha, The Female Kids and All Female Good Characters: We've got everything that we need. Wayne: I'm so glad that I get to stay in Imaginationland with you, Butters. Sideshow Bob: My curse made each of them pay, But one little boy got away, Little Bart beware, Sideshow Bob's awake! Bowser: As for the rest of all ya, go to bed. TTG Robin: I am simply trying to highlight the lesson we all learned. So now we will defeat you and the evil characters, we need a kick-butt theme song! Those are the clowns we ordered! We're going to find the kids in no time. What should we do? Knack: (Gasping) Oh, Please! [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey! Let's have a singing competition! Cartman: That's because they're Canadian, Dude! (Yawns) I better head back to sleep now. Cartman: (whispering loudly) We helped them get their mojo back! (So, All the Good Characters set off to find The Council of 63.). Guys? Immediately appear. That girl has tangled with the wrong man. He does many pranks. I'm disgraced. ), Bart and Lisa: There is nothing that you can do There is nothing that you can say This song is stuck on replay You gotta sing it every single day From the morning and through the night I got them moving from left to right. Mr. Garrison: Now let's start the day with some math. (Sinster Laughter). Nobody kills uncles The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 63! I'm having the most wonderful... King Pig: Oh, come on, now. He grabs his hat and puts it on.). A lady goat is a sheep. ), Songbird Serenade: I know you, you're a special one Some see crazy where I see love You fall so low but shoot so high Big dreamers shoot for open sky So much life in those open eyes So much depth, you look for the light But when your wounds open, you will cry You'll cry out now and you'll question why I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I am here and I see your pain Through the storms, through the clouds, the rain I'm telling you you can not escape You can do it, just feel, baby I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Smiling down I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I can see a rainbow (Here comes the sun) In your tears as they fall on down Kenny: (muffled) (He'll wreak havoc on our land if we let him wander free). Linda Stotch: I made it just for you, sweetie. Baby!) "Imaginationland", or "Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls: The Trilogy" (as it appears in the episode), is episode 1110 (#163) of Comedy Central's animated TV series South Park. They all take off their t shirts). You farted fire from your ass again! LeFou and All Evil Characters: No one's been like Gaston Banzai: (points at Ed) Well, he started it! ), where you gonna go?" Cartman: I can't (Breathes) Take it! ), (The TTG Teen Titans were at their seats). Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. We use that to call the Council of 63 when the evil characters cause trouble for us! I can swear for real! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! TTG Robin: Nah, Robin Robin's are large (he smashes on the ground creating a massive shockwave against the evil kings and evil characters), TTG Raven: Raven is here to drop it on you even harder There's no darker than me, I'm dark as can be Check it, azarath metrion z-zinthos Teleport and magical powers, they adios. (Stan sorrowfully walks away from Butters while he tries to apologize to him.). ", (Awkward long pause from all the good characters.). (Backstage, the evil characters are getting ready for the Imagination War.). Not in here! King Pig: I was born to rule the world And I almost achieved that goal (Chorus: King Pig!) You can visit your local library. Well, slyptlak, I suggest looking on Youtube or finding it on DVD to see the whole story. (The Evil Characters shake the cage with Butters feeling dizzy. It's a guest! Now look, no one, I mean NO ONE, will be sucking their balls. (Applejack is pushing a cart with apple ciders.). Mr. Garrison hits a garbage can.). The Kids and All Good Characters: Cartman! (To the Pirates) Great job, Guys! Oh, right. The Kids and All Good Characters: (overlapping) Yay! Knack: Sorry, I can't remember what it was. James: To unite all characters within our nation! SUGAR RUSH! Quagmire: I know Bogge. That ain't true! You can be my best friend! We just... (King Pig starts beating up Lrrr and the good characters all look confused) Hey hey hey! ), Rainbow Dash: I know the world can get you down, Stan: Things don't work out quite the way that you thought Feeling like all your best days are done, Rainbow Dash: Your fears and doubts are all you've got, Stan and Wendy: But there's a light shining deep inside Beneath those fears and doubts, so just squash 'em, Stan, Wendy, and Rainbow Dash: And let it shine for all the world to see That it is time, yeah, time to be awesome. GO! (Butters hops in his mom's car and they leave the school and head home), (That night, The Kids are at Butters' house celebrating his birthday. (Record scratches sound.) I knew you had it in ya! Mayor: Yes, Amy! Milhouse: Yummy! Cartman: Did you think we should all talk about our mistakes? Peppa Pig: Most days we just lay around the castle. (he climbs down). ), (Terrance and Phillip fart, then the Mountie farts, Then drivers around them fart as well. (The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen start heading to the Imaginationland Concert Hall.). Fish Mongers: Life's a fillet of fish 'ey! (Butters and Wayne went to sleep. Genie: There's a party going on here! Mayor: It's the Great Big Book of Imagination! (Butters hears the signal and pushes the button, the balloon begins falling out of the sky), (Russ Cargill, Bertram, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. flew out the falling balloon. This is literally the worst idea you've ever done! Out of control balloooooon!! I'll take all of you! Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the children?! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's save the 63! The Kids and All Good Characters except Butters: He's a friend indeed! Assey, Assey Bassey, Bassy Make the fart fire disappear! Krusty the Clown: What are you going to do? Mayor: Maybe we'll kick their butts by showing them our awesome karate moves! He is a real boy from South Park. Marge Simpson: Okay. They need to put a drinking fountain out here. I wanna hear him sing it again! Put our service to the test, Gabby: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie King Dedede: Our song is even better than yours. (Ed starts laughing). King Pig: Ow! With my fellow South Park friends, Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet, Cartman and Chorus: Come on and put your pants off You've won your own free pass To suck my balls. Krusty the Clown: For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools. Cartman: What's a party without your friends? Quagmire: Witch peanut butter jar can we take? Cartman: What the hell?! 1! Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace, and you've got me violent and mad! King Dedede: You're way out of your league, you've more than met your match! Applejack, Rich Texan, and Sandy Cheeks: Yee Haw! (The hounds attack OG and TTG Beast Boy. Here we are, Kyle. Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches They're stupid bitches! Rarity: And they are absolutely right, man. ), (The South Park residents all groan and fall down. (Breathes) Can't we just (Breathes) Find a place to rest? (Breathes) Son of a... (In the cafeteria, The Kids are eating their lunch.). Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Giggles: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water Jack fell down into the ground... Magellan: Water? And I'm inviting everyone from school! Oct 24, 2007 164 Douses lights like Gaston Brian Griffin appears. 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