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Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. It sounds like youre having sex in here; which I know cant be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend. You don't have to be so aggressive about it. His. : Olive Penderghast Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. : What do you think I have down there? You're wonderful. : I didn't know *what* they were so upset about; I put an "A" on my wardrobe just like they asked. In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. : : Hey Olive. See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). You must be related to me. : I mean, out to here. Olive Penderghast There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. Olive: (Responds in Southern accent) Oh, happy day, Mama! Woodchuck Todd Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey! I wanna be in detention! Yeah. Well, that's because you're a virgin. This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? : Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : I don't Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd : Rosemary Olive Penderghast What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. Olive Penderghast : Screw all these people, Olive! Not really. I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? Emma Stone. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. : Olive Penderghast Nina Its a little low on grist. Olive Penderghast : : : Woodchuck Todd Yeah, you pick family member of the week! Also starring: Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell and Aly Michalka. : Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! : : : Olive Penderghast : : : : Rhiannon Only by marriage. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast You must be related to me. [defensive] While this one may not have the fully realized characters of the Hughes films, it actually takes things a step further in its commentary on many topics: family life, parenting, religious zealotry, rumor-mongering and the public education system. I slept with a whole bunch of people. This is where the magic happens. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. : I consider this. If you enjoy, please like and subscribe and also. [confused] Olive Penderghast But a lot of people hate me now. You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. Marianne No, of course not. : Because I was a s. Rhiannon 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "I had a similar situation when I was your age" [to Olive] Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. Oh, clever wordplay. Guys we were going to do this at the right time! When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. So they got Rhiannon. What? : I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Fabulous! : That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting. : Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Oh my god, dude. Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. : You know, I did hear something. : : When the actor was . I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. : Olive Penderghast : bit of an understatement, guvnor! Mostly guys. A harlot. Mrs. Griffith Easy A: Directed by Will Gluck. Olive Penderghast No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. What are your favorite lines? : Bookstore guy Olive Penderghast Hate, Mad, World. | Olive Penderghast Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? : Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. Olive Penderghast No, I didn't. : : And I was quite the contortionist back then. Olive: Welcome. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. His choice? How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. I have been whoring around a lot. ** I hold no rights this video is strictly for entertaining purposes.This is my take on Emma Stone's audition for "Easy A" Let me know what you think and if . I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. Woodchuck Todd Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction. 35 'Easy A' Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living : [pretending to be freaking out] : Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. Olive Penderghast : People suck! Dill Olive: The rumors are true. Not that one. Olive Penderghast Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. We did not have sex. Brandon Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. That rhymed Marianne Just the rumor mill. Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Totally. You know, I dated a homosexual once. : Disney World is much more liberal. Marianne: Theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. : I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. The illusion is shattered! Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Who told you? : I slept with a whole bunch of people. Drop them in the comments. [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. You left your glass slipper at the party the other night. Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Brandon But we're a family of late bloomers. : : It wasn't the left tit? Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). The Monologue Games : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast You don't like that! Rhiannon No judgement, but you kind of look like striper [with phony innocence] [pretending to be drunk] And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.". : George is not a sexy name. It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. : That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight. Olive Penderghast Brandon Brandon A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Olive Penderghast : Woodchuck Todd : Please tell me the rumors are true! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". I fake rocked your world! I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito. Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. : I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! Funny, bitter-sweet and intelligent, Easy A narrates a plucky girl's struggle with handling a simple spat of dishonesty as it unravels into a fat web of lies and an eventual bad reputation..