(the cameraman, with the world's largest handjob! 52 pages. (Fee, fi, fo, fum, first I jerk off then I) Come, we are ready for the floor show! (What fits now? The servants gone to (Meatloaf) (No, the rag's on Janet!) (When Eddie said he circumcised his teddy) Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Brad and Janet. I very nearly loved him. (Where?) You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania,(I was speaking french) I referred only to Magenta and myself. ), (Hey Frank, say something in french that makes her horny), Frank: Well! (TUESDAY!) 1975, Musical/Comedy, 1h 35m. You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. A favorite of theatre fans and industry members alike, the restaurant is sounding the call for positive reviews on Google. Male tit! (Asshole slut asshole slut)(for those of you on speed: |repeat Asshole-slut faster| for those of you on weed: |repeat it slower| for those of you on acid: Red,green,blue,yellow,pink etc.| for those of you on crack OH MY GOD I'M ON CRACK!!) He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. With optional leg lift! (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR
nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) It! See ya, Brad! Frank: O.K.? Creature of the night. Results may vary. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. (Does this mean we can't use your phone?) You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? (Hey Brad how do you spell Urinate?) We just are there to put on a fun show and show people a good time.. Go for the gold!) itself! (No, Sue's to Blane!) Frank: It's something you'll get used to. I was telling the truth. (Oh I'm judging) The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (full album) - YouTube (But when he threatened your wife with a ballpoint pen? Though we recommend getting a survival kit there (so easy, and it comes with instructions), you are allowed to bring your own props, but there are a few rules. etc. If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. The Narrator from The Rocky Horror Show Summary & Breakdown (How strange was it? The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Whysanity Of the closet!Context: Maybe Rockys gay? (Castles don't have phones, asshole! Whatever happened to Fay Wray? Not the back, but the side. (Up my) (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) 2612 (Taco Bell tonight! (Woo!) Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Enter a Crossword Clue. If the rest of the audience is using a callback, you don't have to follow along - but it might not be a bad idea. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived (Goggles? (Depending on the cast, this is normally used as the curtain call.). His name is Robert Paulson! Of the blackest night, (twat, twat, douche) Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Let's do the time-warp again. Words: Claire Margine. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. (The filming was a failure!) The actors may request that you remove them from the show (a credit for the picture is most appreciated) at any time they feel it is necessary. I'm not much of a man You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. The lead singers include Richard O'Brien, Barry Bostwick, Susan Sarandon, Patricia . Brad: I can see the flag fly (It was a Days inn.) We try to keep our timing on par with the movie so were doing the exact same thing as the characters onscreen, while the audience is participating and doing their call backs and dancing with us, says Nate. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted (Ooo, good recovery time! Rocky Horror Show Columbia's Sponge Speech - YouTube (Janet's on the rag!) All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Taut (Like your fucking neck!) (Back of steel!) (Which one?). Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. 11 0 obj The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Movies on Google Play Yeah, but she gets him anyway!Context: As loyal fans, we know Janet and Rocky will get it on later. Bubbles! (Would you PLEASE hit the mute button, Frank? towards which they were driving. I am adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is. Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. Janet: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction Its not all shouting, though. The Costume Theatre Chorus: Burning in the fireplace Brad & Janet: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life. Your mission is a failure; But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. (No!) Drinking those moments when me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! (Dr. Scott gets it!) A1vjp zN6p\W
pG@ (Fuck), Magenta: You're into the time slip. (What's that smell?) This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? (And someone else's tits) (Toga! (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). Riff Raff: I was only away for a minute The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. But he locked the door and threw away the key. Brad: Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. PDF Rocky Horror Audience Participation Script - ent Inc (screenplay) and Richard O'Brien . FV>2 u/_$\BCv< 5]s.,4&yUx~xw-bEDCHGKwFGEGME{EEKX,YFZ ={$vrK And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, Magenta: Ahhhh! (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad), Transylvanians: Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Making him warn What's this? Janet: But it it seems so unhealthy here. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. ), (Rhythmic chant: Who's got the clap? Sex! (But when he threatened your wife with a dick this size,). A Member Of The STANDS4 Network. A mental mind fuck can be nice. For a very long time. What else?Context: The RKO logo appears on a curtain, because this show is going down RIGHT. (Fuck me, I'm a dyke!). (Naked) What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? Gimme junk! (Don't use lube use mustard) Riff Raff: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues - SoundCloud << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA true >> The Rocky Horror Picture Show Criminologist Monologue Illustrations: Marylou Faure (Then it's not a laser! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Next week I have auditions for our production of the Rocky Horror Show, but I'm struggling to find any monologues that fit the criteria of being at least a minute in length and having comedic elements to it. Vehement or excited mental state. Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Ticmostgerlens1982. Dr. Scott: Brad! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. (You call that a man?) (What diabolical chicken) (Woohoo!). (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) Please consider supporting us bywhitelisting playbill.com with your ad blocker.Thank you! (I don't care if you clean it up, as long as you come!) ), Scott: Und I did. DOWNLOAD ->>> https://urlcod.com/2thmUG (Sluts to the right!) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Frank: Nothing. We've got to get (the fuck) out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. (What's it like pissing into a ceiling fan?) )(No it wasn't) Pick a character who doesnt get as much costume coverage at shows. (Wait, this wasn't in the movie!) Riff Raff: (How do you say 'thank you' in French?) )(Where's Santa clause? I need a monologue for the Rocky Horror Show. : r/acting - Reddit (And suck off a librarian!) Into my life But maybe the rain (Shut up, it is now!) (Stick a) I can't stand any more of this - first you spurn me for Eddie, then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky. Riff & Magenta: And a void would be calling Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again. The Rocky Horror Show (Musical) Monologues | StageAgent Thatll be a first! There are some things to keep in mind while reading this script or performing callbacks. But listen closely(for how much longer), Magenta: Not for very much longer. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say - eBay Frank: Mmmmm? Let's get a picture. 10 Best Costumes Of The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Screen Rant Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. (Tower of plastic!) ), Frank: And Rocky. You see Eddie happens to be my nephew. | I'm your new commander; Rocky Horror Show Script | PDF I can see the rain (And laugh at funerals! See you've met my Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? I can explain! 19 Places to See Rocky Horror This Month | Playbill It was strange the way it happened (your room was first) Why, do you think I should? Not only is this all silly fun, but the Time Warp literally spells out the dance instructions as a major part of the song. ), (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) Frank: ListenI made youand I can break you just as easily. Copyright 1991-2023 Playbill Inc. All Rights Reserved. (Up my) And all I know is still the beast is. (And seven nights and seven inches) Into something, You promised you wouldnt tell!Context: Dr. Scott was Brads high school science teacher, and now obviously works for the government. Most song callbacks are on the beat in some form or other. (You think this is a strap-on?!?). We don't want to be any worry. Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. (This callback is spoken after the character says the word 'script'.) (I'm still pickin' wool out of my teeth!) (Not sketched, but drawn) Users who like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Users who reposted Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Playlists containing Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, More tracks like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues. Magenta and Columbia: Tell us about it, Janet. BRAD: Its all right, Janet. The Rocky Horror Show played at Theatre Royal Sydney from 14 February to 2 April 2023.. I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. (Your clothes) (Alerted by Riff Raff of Rockys flight) FRANK: Mmmhmm? (Then go fuck in the car.) You chew people up and then you spit them out again Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. Will get sand in his face Our website is made possible bydisplaying online advertisements to our visitors. Ahhaho. (Paul!) We're both in a bit of a hurry. Why? (that he's a nazi), From the day he was born Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. ), Janet: I'm coming with you! (A fag, just like your dad), Frank: He'll do press-ups (Hand-jobs), and chin-ups(rim-jobs), do the snatch, (blow jobs) clean and jerk. May 1, 2023, By Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. -start naming a handful of Pokemon ) They liked you. K0iABZyCAP8C@&*CP=#t] 4}a
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Janet: Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened Brad: Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone. He happens to be an old friend of mine. (As the screen goes through a transition: You're so ugly you make the screen melt!). (Can you see this?) (And you really want to show it) (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. I want to be dirty (Fuck sheep) I bid you: Dont dream it; BE it!. (Where ya been?) (Having sex) Your current browser isn't compatible with SoundCloud. In his mother's side. (So the link between man and god is A faggot in an innertube. )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) What to know . That's not too abysmal, My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. (Get your hand off my ass!) (Fuck off!) Everything You Need to Know Before Your First Rocky Horror P , Rocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. and, on a night night out (It was a Days inn) (|Phantom cast member proceeds to climb crim's tie and fuck his chin|) well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening, were they? Sex! (Frank.) Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. 'cause I've seen, (this movie too many fuckin times) oh, blue skies Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (And can't dance!) (If he doesn't get caught! | || (In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover: 66, 67, 68, the cover is thrown off: 69!) And see what's on the slab. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? (Janet gets it!) It's a good way to get your camera taken away or yourself thrown out of the show. Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? What a bitch!) Mediocre Scott. it's raining. What's his crime? I will entertain uh Oh it's you! Can't you just see it? [Janet runs to the left.] She did the costumes!) Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming )(how do you say jello with a Spanish accent?) But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me May 1, 2023, By keep control. It was O'Brien who would sing the opening song. Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a self-proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" and the main antagonist of the musical The Rocky Horror Show and its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show. and, who knows, perhaps even time.. itself! (thank god), (How many balls you got, Riff?) Hey Janet. I already brought the ants!). Time meant nothing, never would again. ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) Let me show you around (No, wait for it) (Fucking goofy) (No! (It was polyester you satin loving skank) Is an orgasmic rush of lust (Same thing!). It's a gas that Frankie's landed! (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? |- I - hate - Frank pulls off the sheet - CELERY! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. ), Brad: Like this, like how? The Criminologist - RockyWiki - Rocky Horror Wiki ), Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh. Could we use your phone? (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). She tried in vain But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife It sodomizes, circumsizes, lobotomizes, And BOY does it cut meat! master In the middle of the night? (This movie would really suck without audience partici) Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Annie. ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. Time is fleeting; Where's Brad? Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night. Brad! Well secluded, Rocky Horror Show opens in London - archive, 1973 And meaning. All-New Rocky Horror Picture Show Airs Tonight on Fox (One more time for the virgins) Riff Raff: Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your nephew. "Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again" demonstrates an astonishing lack of vision. (Magenta knows what to do with used rubbers. (Shame, shame, shame), Scott: He left home the day she died. He'll be a strong man. Janet: And super heroes (And seven nights and seven inches) That really drives you insane. O'Brien answers by saying he begrudges her for having . The Crossword Solver found 30 answers to "colorful character in the Rocky Horror Show", 7 letters crossword clue. and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. come inside. (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) (Oh shit) And what did it get me? (No!) (Attitude? Theres so much mirth and merriment floating around, what should a first-time viewer expect at a Rocky Horror screening?