Nate will wait. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. as promised. Gossip Girl: Looks like Little J might end up with a boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Or for worse. XOXO. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? Serena So, you're actually hiding him. It's true that the characters have more wealth and privilege than most, but they're still nervous about college acceptance letters. That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. See for yourselves. If there's one thing the characters inGossip Girlnever do, it's judge each other for their past. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. Wonder whos going down next? Do not sell or share my personal information. Where the only thing bazaar are the donated items for sale. Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. Oh, I don't know how I know that. Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. [Chuck and Nate leave the bus, Dan talks to himself]. I just Blair Because it's just yours to take if you want it? You're telling me if you had the chance Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. Chuck: And you are my toughest critic. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Gossip Girl: Whyd she leave? Look, Blair, I really hurt you and I know that and I want to fix it. She was the only person who spoke to me. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Chuck enters, shoves some women aside], [Chuck walks over to Serena who is having another Martini]. Chuck Let's catch up. Jenny: It's Juliet. Save some trees, have a blog. Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. I don't want to take any of that away from you. Chuck: What the hell is your problem? Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Doing who knows what with god knows who Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. And everyone is talking. Chuck Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. Everyone's going. Dan Uh, you know you know, dad, there's this thing called 'myspace' where you post all this information online. Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. Gossip Girl : Couture and canape are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. GG: This just in: We hear theres a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island. Serena Morning, mom. I'm gonna go out. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. And when she started her monologue i didn't realize it was like a moment.. it felt so random and out of place. It looks so realistic! The mask even moves when you talk. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. Or will C end up with another victim? And the only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Serena No, that's not what I mean. 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. Gossip Girl: With Blairs boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the Fall: her annual sleepover. And apparently not very sweet. And technically, you asked me out. Dan Hey dad, listen, uhm, I got to run. Welcome back! Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. NEXT: Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show. Things always turn up. Not everybody was so ready to embrace the adult themes. Visting hours are over. Gossip Girl may have been sneaky, butthey were also extremely smart. GG: None of the above. Nate That's it? And as for me, I can see clearly now. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? This monologue was definitely based on my junior high and high school experience, so I would imagine that others can definately relate and find something to . Until next time. Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and cant find them you can be pretty sure theyll get the message. Jenny Dad, you could just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time. U KNOW Chuck?]. EMERGENCY. Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . And who am I? Blair: You really don't think i'll go up there. Poor Humphrey. Maybe push it back every so often so I don't have the heavy weight in my heart. While the HBO Max reboot ofGossip Girlhassmart characters and juicy plots, fans will always love Blair Waldorf's strength and wisdom. Nate Actually, we got into a pretty big fight. Humorous All Kiding Aside Bums--Evelyn Bums--Mary Bus Stop Coupla Chicks You need to create the character, the scene, and the circumstance all without the help of another actor. Chuck Best friend and the boyfriend. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. His name is ugh, who cares? Serena Let's fix that. After Being Broken Up With My Boyfriend For Exactly 20 Minutes, I, Succumbed To Inebriation, Performed At A Speakeasy And. Performing Acting Monologues can be nerve wracking. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. Its false advertising. Learning the lesson that nothing stays missing forever. Judes bazaar. Fanny Mae Alcott - young female reporter who . Serena: True, we talk about it in the cab. Gossip Girl's ability to give life advice whilecommenting on the characters' wealth neverstops being entertaining. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. RELATED: 10 Most Painful Breakups In Gossip Girl. In fact, in Chuck's case, there was no love lost when helet his father fall from a building to his death. Gossip Girl: Theres plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. When Serena is afraid to tell the truth about what happened before she left the Upper East Side, her friends let her know that they'll be there for her no matter what. Jenny Thanks. The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. I loved her to death. Like, if I blew her off to hang out with Kyle she would be like, "Why didn't you call me back!?". Gossip Girl: You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Penelope social suicide watch. Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. Dan Eh, yeah, hi, nice to meet you Misses van der Woodsen. Howie You seem upbeat this morning. Gossip Girl: Looks like the pot calling the kettle black has young Bass boiling over. Its Christmas time in the city. Suitable for: PG 16. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? We're Your Best Friends." If there's one thing the characters in Gossip Girl never do, it's judge each other for their past. Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is dancing on the bar, holding a bottle of champagne, Nate tries to stop her]. Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. That is what the Bible tells us. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivys. And give them the means to knock her down. But some things do change. Although the kid giving the monologue might not understand all the jokes, it's all in the delivery. And you know who loves parties? Jenny So we should be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? Oh my god. You made it. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. Nobody knows me. We have a feeling this ones to the death. I looked all over the dining hall for you. This monologue is extremely self-aware. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. Blair makes viewers laugh with a smart quote about how instead of fancy jewelry, she realizes that Cyrus is a good person and a great influence on her mom. she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. [INT JAPANESE RESTAURANT - Blair and Nate are having dinner]. Well, ninety percent of me is sorry. Serena No, no, listen, if it's Chuck it's not ok. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Dan and Serena enter]. A. Gossip Girl. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. You kids could use some fun. With friends like these who needs armies? Chuck: The airport. 3/5 This sort-of sequel to the Noughties teen hit is most fun when it embraces its ridiculousness and stops trying to get its characters to make odd pronouncements about privilege Nate There is no problem. It's been good for her. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. Dan What? You don't give up just because things are hard. Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it. Serena Enough to know it's not on the menue. ', she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend]. Chuck Anything about her on 'Gossip Girl'? [They get into the cab, Nate watches them leave, Blair and Chuck stand outside too]. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. Blair gets nailed by some yogurt Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts. Monologues for Girls. Chuck: Come on, you're ten times hotter than any of those girls. But everyone knows Serena. "She won't go speechless! She spread lies instead. Cant believe the love of his life has returned. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. . Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? I'm sorry, I have to go. Blair's quote at the end of season 4 isa significant part of her character arc. I just wanted it to be a surprise. "Some might call this a fustercluck. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle. Eleanor: I have to design a dress for this woman. Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. Rufus: Hey Lil. I'm trying to change. Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. Nate Oh, hey! [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. Blair Yeah, I could tell since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. Enjoy the show! I just thought you were hot. You'll be ok? So, until next time. Blair Is it too much? [Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages]. 100% found this document useful, Mark this document as useful, 0% found this document not useful, Mark this document as not useful, According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only, Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Ce, W.A.S.P. Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? And I have the biggest news ever. Blair is understandably tired and stressed out about her mom's always changing love life and doesn't want to see her mom hurt again. Nurse: Young lady, you can't be here. And how are you gonna do that? [Chuck starts kissing Jenny but after a few moments she pulls away again]. Save Save GG Monologue For Later. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. She's at that 'Kiss On The Lips' party, you know. Dan I don't know, I think she would be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. [Chuck, a friend of Nate's is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]. Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. I choose you. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. She was this outgoing social butterfly I have to meet Nate. [Chuck touches Serena's thigh and leans in on her]. And this could be a classic. Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. Chuck Yeah? I just became your escort for the ball. Everybody, if B has anything to say about it. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been cording her for month to let me handle the deal. [INT CAB - Dan hugs Jenny, then looks at Serena who smiles at him, Serena turns and looks out of the side window]. Two guys in one week? You know, walking to school togheter, dancing on tables at Bungalow, the nights when we were at your mom's country house. Beautiful Day (drama) 1-2 Minutes. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: 'Serena is Back!! That's pretty classy, S. I think you're more like me than you admit. They, along with the rest of the Upper East Siders, provided some deep insight about friendship, thatviewerscan still relate to, ten years later. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. Howie But you guys have been dating since kindergarden. So what the hell. Amy Adams earned her first Oscar nomination for Junebug, and after watching this monologue, you'll understand why the critics couldn't get enough of her performance . [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. 12 Angry Villains. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Rufus is putting up flyers for a concert of his band 'Lincon Hawk', Dan is with him]. And who am I? It's not easy to find good monologues for girls. [EXT NEW YORK - Serena and Dan are walking down the street towards the back entrance of a club, the band is unloading their equipment]. When Serena comes back to New York City, Blair isn't sure if Serena has changed andBlair feelslost and disconnected, unsure where they stand. XOXO. Jenny One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one. Nate I can do it, I can open it. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. Lily Guess what I found for you a dress for 'Kiss On The Lips'. For destruction, that is. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. I'm so happy to see you. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. She wasn't invited. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? I thought you might want to see some of your friends. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. Eric: Yeah, Wow. Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. More Scandals. Blair smartly says that an Ivy League school wouldn't accept two students from the same school, showing that she understands how things work, even if it seems unfair. [Serena takes Blair's left over Martini and emptys it in one gulp]. Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? Gossip Girl: Best Quotes About Friendship, The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1, Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show, Sheldon Tries To Deliver Mandys Baby In New Young Sheldon Season 6 Clip, The Mandalorian Season 3 Episode 1: 20+ Easter Eggs & Hidden Details, You May Not Be Ready For Cloverfield 2's Horror Story. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen being given a real-life multiple choice question. Serena: Yeah, actually there's somewhere I have to go. Serena van der Woodsen. Blair often tells Serena why she is or isn't a solid friend, proving Blair's loyalty, compassion, and strong belief that people need to be there at all times if they're going to call each other pals. Dan Eh, we're going to a concert tonight. Chuck: Good, things were getting a little dull around here. What, they haven't let him out yet? Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. We never thought wed say this ourselves Chuck Alfonso, you're stud. Blair: I love you. Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. let me see how it looks! Nate I know. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. Blair: Thanks, mom. And Jenny used up all the invites. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Length: Each monologue is about 4 - 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. Serena Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). Chuck Ok, I am sorry. And then there are those other people. Nate, can I borrow you? Serena Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. Rufus: So, uh, Allisons leaving. You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Serena: Yeah, I just I don't feel well. Clock's ticking. Gossip Girl author Cecile von Ziegesar photographed in 2003 at Manhattan's Union Square Cafe. Rachel Foertsch conducts onscreen celebrity interviews for Screen Rant and is currently the site's Talent Acquisition Coordinator. And just as suddenly, shes back. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. And if she did know you I think she would really like you. [Lily leaves the room, Serena storms after her]. "People don't tell you who you are. I don't know what beauty is. bags in hand. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! NEED YOU, J. [Serena notices Jenny and shakes her hand] Serena Oh, hi, I'm Serena. Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! Gossip Girl: Created by Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz. Erik Really? Especially if its the middle one. That's that's for chicks. The best part of Gossip Girl was seeing our favorite characters triumph over adversity and hard times. This included a lot of "nonchalant fashion," which he described as "having that 'I've traveled to Europe' vibe." I was just boarding school it's like Blair I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Dan: It . Serena even slept with Blair's boyfriend twice, and Blair still managed to forgive him. And here is yours as promised. Spring's Awakening. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? It's a Wonderful Lie. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) And just when B and S had built a bridge it all had to come crashing down. Humility becomes self-doubt. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. Here are some Disney monologues for teenagers that Peterpaul suggests. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. That we're just gonna end up like our parents? [Dan shows Lily a flyer for his dad's concert]. XOXO Gossip Girl. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. Lily As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like. Gossip Girl here. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations], [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt]. But everyone knows Serena. GG Monologue. Has our bad girl really gone good? GG: Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIP codes, but not in this one. Serena I got to get going and change for school. Did B think S would go down without a fight? Judge. It's just a rough patch, that's all. Serena So I'm a little overdressed, aren't I? Rufus I should go tune that. [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck is still trying to kiss Jenny, Dan runs over to them], [Dan walks over to Chuck who pushes him away]. Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. I'll see you at school tomorrow. Jenny Here, I made you one during free period but anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. Blair What is she doing here? The best dramatic monologues in cinema can be found within every genre. In the Realm of the Basses. Looks like Utter Disgrace is the name on the label. More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey. Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Who said this family wasn't cool. Isabel: Someone saw Serena get off a train at Grand Central. For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Genre: Dramatic monologues. Family tiesaren't equivalent to love, and it can even be seen through Blair's familial relationship with her maid, Dorota. Rufus And her judgment is always sound, right? Transcripts. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. 11. Or will he end up with another victim? Quotes from Gossip Girl. How was your weekend? Rufus Sounds very fair. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for boarding school? So, uhm, sensible tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial. I'm waiting for that moment when I break. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did B think S would go down without a fight? Serena I didn't come back for you. It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . Dan Well, no offense if I sound surprised since I've never been invited. With strings attached. [Serena pushes Chuck]. Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. GG: Spotted in Central Park: two white flags waving. [Nate gets of the bed and starts getting dressed], [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena is walking through the party guest who start talking behind her back]. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. 3. A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. Blair But that was it you guys kissed. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Looks like little Jen might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:05 PM, HELP. They might all have more money than they know what to do with, but while money is important, it's true that it isn't everything. Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. See for yourselves. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its Christmas in New York. Monologue 11-14-07. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. Hey, come on, I want you to meet one of the guys in the band. We need your help. Blair explainsthat her mom has been single and heartbroken and when Serena says that she's sorry, Blair quips that she doesn't think so. Thats right: Debutante season. Without you, Im nothing. Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. And its wearing kneesocks. In the snow. Maybe it won't be so bad. Thanks for the photo, Mel. [Blair looks down at her outfit and grimaces at the slight jab at her weight, but doesn't let her mother know it.]. Very few of them had good relationships with their parents due to theirdemanding jobs and travel schedule. Type: Monologues by women. As a previous Senior Writer, she enjoys talking excessively about past and current TV. I can only smile I guess, grin and bare it. Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. They do besties better then anyone. RELATED: Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1.